Tears with a price tag; Noah Cyrus is selling a bottle of her tears for $12,000.

Hold on, hold on. WHAT?

Noah Cyrus is selling a bottle of her tears for $12,000? Now that’s just wacko. Guess it runs in the family, eh?

Noah, 18, the younger sibling of Miley Cyrus, put the bottle - complete with an eyedropper - up for sale as part of her collaboration with the clothing line Pizzaslime. This is capitalism at its best... or worst, depending on your perspective.

“This is approximately 12 tears made by Noah Cyrus as a result of sadness,” the clothing website says. “Human digestion of these tears is not suggested, cause tears are generally pretty salty and that would just be super f——— weird if you drank someone else’s tears.” Along with the tears, Cyrus and Pizzaslime are selling T-shirts featuring a photo of her father Billy Ray Cyrus with the words “achy, breaky” and “Dang Flabbit” tattooed on his face, Noah Cyrus Tears mugs, and sweatpants with Sadness written down the leg.The line also features a number of sweatshirts that read “sry i’m trash” with a garbage pail on the back, “sadness,” and “Noah Cyrus sucks”.  Her collection comes ahead of the release of her new album, Good Cry, out on Friday.

The logic behind the sadness that created these expensive aqueous offerings could be attributed to her Noah's split with former beau Lil Xan — who also features on the album. Cyrus and Lil Xan — who began dating in August and made their public debut at the MTV Video Music Awards — officially ended their whirlwind romance on September 4.

Over a very messy and emotional chain of posts on social media, the SoundCloud rapper and Cyrus shared what they believe went wrong in Instagram stories.

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